Because sometimes you need to make a public, bulleted list of skills and attributes in a desperate attempt to cheer the fuck up.
- I am good with children, I can talk to them and make them laugh and teach them things and treat them like actual small humans.
- I have an almost relentlessly positive ‘tude.
- I am really good at making event-appropriate playlists and road trip CDs.
- I think I have good taste in pretty things and media (like anyone thinks they have *bad* taste, but still, it’s my list so w/e).
- I am not shy! I can and will talk to Just About Anyone!
- I call my grandma every week.
- I value a good joke very, very highly.
- I have high standards re: most things. As in, I don’t care if my room’s a mess or if all I can afford is $2.97 wine from Harris Teeter, but I don’t waste my time on things + people that aren’t compelling.
- I get shit done.